There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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