Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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