Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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