scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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