How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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