just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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