so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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