my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
