How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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