so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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