I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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