so explain again why im purple
no
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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