Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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