It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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