similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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