i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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