you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Mom said you looked used
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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