Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
