Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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