Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
FUCK WHALES
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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