it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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