i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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