last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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