guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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