so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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