We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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