He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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