How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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