at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
