Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(216): View more from Ohio

you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.

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(678): View more from Georgia

My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

Please get laid.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"

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(916): View more from California

Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.

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(239): View more from Florida

I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!

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