is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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