Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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