On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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