So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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