looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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