Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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