I'm lost and stupid without you.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
