is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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