He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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