i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i came on her dog
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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