Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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