your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Randomize
