: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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