We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
