do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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