dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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