Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Randomize
