what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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