i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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