there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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