Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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