Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
My balls are so social today.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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