saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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