Porn is love you can see.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You took a bar mat shot.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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