we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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