I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Two words: blizzard sex
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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